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another sign of impending doom

Now, for your enjoyment, I present another item in my series on Signs of Impending Doom:

The Pulse, on Fox News.

Surely Bill O’Reilly and Shepard Smith are the fifth and sixth, respectively, horsemen of the apocalypse. Except that ol’ Shep seems to have a face made mostly out of plastic and make-up. I swear, anything above his upper lip appears completely immobile, and that includes his giant fishlike eyes that stare longingly at O’Reilly’s list of interview non sequiters.

Abandon all hope, ye who turn to Fox News for journalism, for there is naught but the cold eyes of Shepard Smith, the drooping jowls of O’Reilly, and the spray-on face of Interchangeable Female Correspondent No. 1.