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another sign of impending doom

Now, for your enjoyment, I present another item in my series on Signs of Impending Doom:

The Pulse, on Fox News.

Surely Bill O’Reilly and Shepard Smith are the fifth and sixth, respectively, horsemen of the apocalypse. Except that ol’ Shep seems to have a face made mostly out of plastic and make-up. I swear, anything above his upper lip appears completely immobile, and that includes his giant fishlike eyes that stare longingly at O’Reilly’s list of interview non sequiters.

Abandon all hope, ye who turn to Fox News for journalism, for there is naught but the cold eyes of Shepard Smith, the drooping jowls of O’Reilly, and the spray-on face of Interchangeable Female Correspondent No. 1.

  1. I was about to send a note to Shep Smith and came across this page. I thank you for accurately citing Shep Smiths facial appearance and demeanor. I watch Fox too much and he has now gotten to me with his endless droning about tactics and methods he has gleaned from the law enforcement people. I was going to advise him that if he would only keep his big mouth shut and cease advising the sniper of every single step he gleans from his array of has been law enforcement wax museum figures, and desperate active local officers. Perhaps the sniper might welcome him to ride in the white van while they both do their thing! Shepherd could be the snipers "caddy". These news people are not as they used to be and as they operate have NO business involving themselves other than parroting info which active law enforcement public relations provide them with. These new people, such as the Fox staff create serious hinderance to apprehension of criminals when the enplessly broadcast infinite scenarios in conjunction with (blabbering) or spreading to all nationally the information needed by the criminal to wreck further mayhem and injury. No comment on Bill O'Reilly, other than I was taken in by him intially and he has since become too at home on his site and while most of what he says I do agree with as a conservative Reublican, as a true Christian maan who has carefully read the Holy Bible cover to cover fourteen times over the past nine years, I will say that as O'Reilly does purport to be Christian/Catholic, he fails to convey Bible doctrine in his arguments involving such. Further, I cringe when he starts with the "You know that if Jesus was here....He would...!!" He may mean well, yet he is far off base in both his incorrect doctrine and using his host role to shut guests down by his position and will/ego. Other characters: the guy who does the tacky "INSTAFI" commercial...Ned at Ditech.com... Greta (BORING) VanSustren...Jesse Jackson...Yassar Arrafat/Ariel Sharone...Daschle...AL GORE (ROFLOL)!!!!...and the man I will be back in 2004= Rev. Al Sharpton. Let's just admit it, the world is going to Hell in a handbasket, and I suspect that "it" has gone too far and is not really worth more than a thought. My dear Ronald Reagan is gone and Carter just got the Nobel Prize to keep it from Bush.
    — Siggy P    Oct 16, 06:15 AM    #
  2. why don't you just pay attention to the news than to the people who deliver it.... stop criticising people about thier make up and what not. Atleast they get the news out quicker than the other networks.... why do you think they're #1 right now. so y'all just need to shut the fuck up and listen.
    — Who Cares    Apr 12, 05:26 AM    #
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