Something I’m uncertain about, that occurred to me while riding in a gigantic (though for our purposes not unreasonably-large) rented pickup truck through the badlands of northern Arizona this weekend:

How do Trucktober and Rocktober coexist peacably?

Both seem fundamentally American, with working class roots now gentrified, but I tend to like my months with single, clearly-delineated commercial potential. If Trucktober and Rocktober had a fight, who would win?

And would it make a noise?