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I first read this review a handful of months ago, and came across it again tonight. It's right up there among the funniest automobile reviews ever: The Escalanche! There are too many good bits to summarize, but here's a good example:

"Cadillac's brand manager says, 'Cadillac research showed that there was a real need for the EXT.' A real need for a Cadillac pickup? Really? If so, then here are a few things that I really need: An air-conditioned front yard. Iguana-skin patio furniture. Stigmata."

For skewering everything wrong with overbuilt transportation, this is right up there with the Jack in the Box ad.

Enjoy.