At the funeral of Ken Lay:
“Ken Lay was neither black nor poor as James Byrd was,” Lawson said. “But I’m angry because he was the victim of a lynching.” Lawson, who also spoke at Lay’s Colorado memorial service, likened the businessman to President John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., and Jesus — all of whom, the minister said, were wrongly victimized.
Blink. For real? I mean, there’s hyperbole, and then there’s likening Ken Lay to a man who was dragged to death behind a pickup truck. Ditto for shamelessly confusing “prosecuted” for “persecuted” in the comparison to Jesus Christ. Wow.
Jesus titty-fucking Christ. That’s unreal.
This gives me hope, however, that my own dream for funeral hyperbole will one day come true, “Drek was a man for history- like Pol Pot…”
— Drek Jul 14, 09:46 AM #