A conversation with my wife:

She says: “What was the one with the robots that turned into cars?”

I say: “Transformers?”

She: “And then they turn into a giant lion robot?”

I: “No, that was Voltron.”

She: “That wasn’t Thundercats?”

I: “Thundercats? Oh for the love of-”

She: “So this is where all your memories of youth have been hiding.”

Sometimes I don’t think she knows me at all.