From the file of Spam Squad

Online cross-marketing from somebody who wants to sell me top quality ink and great service:

Here’s our great offer! You get the Webster’s Millennium 2004 Encyclopedia CD-ROM. A complete reference library including: Encyclopedia, Dictionary, World Atlas, Timelines, Stargazer and Documentaries. You also get a super discount of 10 percent off your $25 order. And, if you spend $40, you’ll get a complimentary John F. Kennedy 18-karat gold-plated authentic half dollar collector’s coin.

A gold-plated collector’s coin (Not gold-plated by the U. S. Mint for ordering ink? It’s as if Parade Magazine has invaded my inbox.