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I shouldn't even be here today

Overheard while browsing the stacks at Bookmans today:

Employee #1: So, I finally saw Clerks II last night.

Employee #2: Oh yeah?

E1: Yeah, and I have to say, it was the first time, that by the end of the movie, well…

E2: Uh-huh?

E1: I found myself crying.

E2: Because you knew there wouldn’t be any more Clerks?

E1: Yeah, partly. And also, I guess, the friendship between them was just so … [trailing off]

E2: I know, man. I know.