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Life in the academy

Michael Bérubé lays out the rules for how academic conferences actually work. My favorite is number two:

Two, questioners will be required to begin all questions by saying, “this is really more of a comment than a question—I wonder if you could say more about X,” on the condition that X was either unmentioned in or tangential to the paper itself. (Questions must be at least three minutes long.)