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Not just for home improvement

Best experience ever in Home Depot: Watching two hapless, hair-gelled Abercrati searching for materials with which to build a beer bong. They had found themselves an oil funnel (yum) and, after carefully fitting the funnel to the end of some vinyl tubing, asked a store employee to cut them a length from the spool.

“How much?” asks the orange-aproned employee.

A1: “Oh, about” [stretches arms out] “this long, I think.”

A2: “Yeah, that looks about right.”

A1: “Can you tell us how to attach the tube to this?” [holding up the funnel]

A2: “Yeah, and with a valve or something.”

A1: “It’s for, um, a hot tub?”

I love running errands.