Best experience ever in Home Depot: Watching two hapless, hair-gelled Abercrati searching for materials with which to build a beer bong. They had found themselves an oil funnel (yum) and, after carefully fitting the funnel to the end of some vinyl tubing, asked a store employee to cut them a length from the spool.
“How much?” asks the orange-aproned employee.
A1: “Oh, about” [stretches arms out] “this long, I think.”
A2: “Yeah, that looks about right.”
A1: “Can you tell us how to attach the tube to this?” [holding up the funnel]
A2: “Yeah, and with a valve or something.”
A1: “It’s for, um, a hot tub?”
I love running errands.