Via funkaoshi, who has some kind of link groove on, I came across the abridged script to Revenge of the Sith. I would like to extract a few particularly clever bits, but in all honesty, the whole thing is pretty good (runs out of steam by the end?). I think that my favorite part is the constant reference to Mace Windu as SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON, but I also like this bit:
YODA leads an army of WOOKIEES to fight against DROIDS. The scene is utterly superfluous and present solely to have a scene containing WOOKIEES. It also serves to make the STAR WARS UNIVERSE seem even smaller with more cameos by characters from the original trilogy.
And later on:
IAN MCDIARMID appears in a HOLOGRAPH to one of the CLONE TROOPERS.
Execute order 66.
Kill all shrieking CGI creatures.
(to his troop) Alright men, shoot down the giant Iguana.
Oh, and order 67.
Jedi, too. Got it.
They shoot at EWAN, who falls into the water.