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At one point, I labeled this site as “your source for Schussman-related goods and services.” Well, it looks like rentagerman.de has done me one better, becoming your source for Germans of all sorts.

The site is currently advertising a free weekend with the rental of a full week. Act now! Customer reviews say it all:

Adam G., 48 (San Francisco):
“It was awesome! Having a German at the office for a week was a huge success! Since then, my relationship with my co-workers has improved big time! I’ll definitely do it again- It was, like, “oh my god, this is so it!”

Samantha F., 27 (London):
“I had such a lovely evening with the German and my mates: After the pub, we went dancing. My friends were thoroughly impressed by the German moves. I was gobsmacked when the German even cleaned my house the next day, before I was awake! Will definitely rent again.”

All rental Germans come with a support package of sausage, sauerkraut, and German poetry, which the renter is advised to employ should the German become “aggressive, tired, sad, or does not work correctly.” Good to know.

(Link via Jonas Luster, who notes his eagerness to rent himself to somebody cute.)